{"id":3364,"date":"2016-12-05T00:01:34","date_gmt":"2016-12-05T05:01:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/circlet.com\/?p=3364"},"modified":"2016-12-05T00:01:34","modified_gmt":"2016-12-05T05:01:34","slug":"advent-calendar-the-5th-day-of-xxx-mas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/circlet.com\/?p=3364","title":{"rendered":"Advent Calendar: The 5th Day Of XXX-Mas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hear ye, hear ye! On this, our Fifth day of XXX-Mas, we offer ye the fantabulous fables of <a href=\"https:\/\/circlet.com\/new-book-nights-of-the-round-table-arthurian-erotica\/\">Nights of the Round Table<\/a>, all of the naughtiest Arthurian tales that were somehow omitted by Chr\u00e8tien de Troyes and Sir Thomas Malory. \u00a0With only the magic incantation <strong>XXXmasNight<\/strong> at checkout, you can get your copy today for just 99\u00a2!<\/p>\n<p>[wp_eStore_fancy2 id=115]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hear ye, hear ye! On this, our Fifth day of XXX-Mas, we offer ye the fantabulous fables of Nights of the Round Table, all of the naughtiest Arthurian tales that were somehow omitted by Chr\u00e8tien de Troyes and Sir Thomas Malory. \u00a0With only the magic incantation XXXmasNight at checkout, you can get your copy today &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/circlet.com\/?p=3364\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Advent Calendar: The 5th Day Of XXX-Mas<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,11],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-3364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advent-calendar","category-specials","tag-advent-calendar-2016"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/circlet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/circlet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/circlet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/circlet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/circlet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/circlet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/circlet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/circlet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/circlet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}